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    Originally posted by Fesarius
    Tyger is so happy to meet Chiefs running back Priest Holmes that he fails to realize Priest has snatched the trophy and lateraled it to me!

    As I duck down the storm drain, the cover clanks back in place, and he sees the letters 'DPW' have been replaced by 'I WIN'!
    LOL! I love it!

    But I still win.

    *seals storm drain shut*

    Take that, sewer rat! Bwahahahahahaha!
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
    ....and to point out the fact that she still wins, by proxy.
    Isn't that like Munchausen by Proxy or something?

    And she's not winning.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
    Yes she is. I am talking to her on the phone and she says she wins, always wins, never looses and will keep winning untill the Bills win the SuperBowl.
    Now, see, it's not fair to throw in such a sure lock as that....it's like me saying I'm going to keep winning until the Royals win the World Series....
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    And while you two are arguing about it...

    <NAB!>

    (Throws trophy in a safe, puts that in a vault, drops that in a titanium steel box and fills it with concrete. There. NOW I WIN!)

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    Umm, I think you forgot the trophy here...



    I win!
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Nope, i win


    Mmmmmmm Porn! /droooolll/

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    FRAGECUTION SMITE!!

    I win.
    "It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook

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    COSMIC SMITE!!!

    Bleah! I win.
    "It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook

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    I would, but I'd be tempted to miss the trophy and tackle Liz.

    Oh, look, I still win.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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