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  1. 01-17-2004, 12:56 PM #646
    Balok
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth Becaus I'M WINNING! [/B]
    No. No you're not!

    <Anti-smite field engaged ... but, sir, it won't last long!>

    It only has to last until I jump into this portable hold and pull it in behind me.

    Ah, lovely winning. I do like it!
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  2. 01-17-2004, 01:06 PM #647
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Like I'm telling her now via Wife Mental Rays that her huband is LOOSING! AGAIN!
    Well, at least you didn't tell her I was losing.

    Because I'm winning!
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz
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  3. 01-17-2004, 01:11 PM #648
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  4. 01-17-2004, 01:15 PM #649
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    >throws portable hole in garbage-shreader< Ooops.


    Sea Tyger, take note: I AM WINNING AGAIN!
    NFL!
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  5. 01-17-2004, 01:25 PM #650
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    I just unloaded the same energy created by a 20megaton nuclear bomb down First's pants and doubled it by using the thingy.
    That tickled!

    ALL-NATURAL SMITE!!

    I just put wayyyy too much fiber in Liz's diet.

    I win. The potty loses.
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  7. 01-17-2004, 04:49 PM #652
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    *Sneaks out of the sock drawer, nabs the trophy, and leaves a knitted decoy.*

    I win!
    "The businessman's job is giving the business."
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  8. 01-17-2004, 06:09 PM #653
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    Finishes stitching himself back together ... dang garbage shredders! ... "socks" Argyle, grabs the trophy ...

    ... and WINS!
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  9. 01-17-2004, 07:35 PM #654
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    LIke SPECTRE, I just wait for the others to beat each other to a pulp, then I snag the trophy and on to glory!!!!!!


    ....or something like that.

    I win.
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  10. 01-18-2004, 12:18 PM #655
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    My crater contains enough firepower to annihilate a small army ... you can watch it all on TV, Mr. Bon ... who is THAT climbing out? And why has he got my trophy?

    &lt;Tossing off a cheery wave&gt;

    TTFN, Ernst! And ... I WIN!
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  11. 01-18-2004, 12:38 PM #656
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  12. 01-18-2004, 01:06 PM #657
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    Don't irritate me, or otherwise I will focus my weather control satellite on New York. That way temperatures will drop to about -50 degrees Celsius, causing the biggest power shortage ever to hit the east coast due to everybody using electric heating.
    Maybe I'll do that later, right now I am winning anyway.
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  13. 01-18-2004, 01:37 PM #658
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  14. 01-18-2004, 02:46 PM #659
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth my 10.5Km long super-starship USS UBERFANBOY II (NCC-66669)![/B]
    And yet, you are still losing.

    Because I'M WINNING!

    MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA THAT!
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  15. 01-18-2004, 03:44 PM #660
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    Once more my band of intripid Don Cossacks ride down on your pathetic efforts to retain the prize smashing and smiting you all beneath the hoofs of our ponies yelling:

    "In the name of the Czar of the Russia's WE WIN!!!"

    and then ride off into the forrest.
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