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    SUPER-PENETRATE

    Fnar fnar

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    I could make an orgasam joke here.... Butt I'll lay off.

    Right then.


    Your feeble attack fails because I simply will it to fail. Behold The Power Of Liz.
    Yeah - don't want to offend anyones sensibilites do we?!?

    Remind me - the power of Liz is what exactly?

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    The power to do whatever whenever however because I AM THE IRISH BREAST GODDESS! WOOHOO!
    Ah but self appointed.

    Besides:

    How do we choose the people to lead when the people who want to lead are obviously the wrong people to lead?
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    I was appointed by Sarge. Search the forum.

    And I don't lead... People just flock to where I post.
    Yeah but that's only because they want pictures.
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    What?! That's silly. Who'd want pictures of me?!
    God knows.

    Me me me
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Good gravey man don't you have enough already?
    Nope. Never can have too much of a good thing. A bit like coffee and chocolate.
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Yes but too much coffee gives you cancer and too much chocolate gives you skin problems. Too many IBG photos make you go blind/give you warts.


    Oh, right. Back on subject. I win.
    Caffeine has never been positively identified as a cause of cancer.

    Chocolate only gives you bad skin if you eat the cheap stuff.

    IBG photos do not make you go blind or have warts. In fact my vision has improved ten fold and the warts are only temporary.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

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