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  1. 01-27-2004, 12:37 PM #796
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    The only reason your vison got better is because we sharpen the images 100x with Photoshop.

    Still winning!
    And my how it was appreciated. Even if the printouts are of the same grade.



    Still losing!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  2. 01-27-2004, 12:38 PM #797
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  3. 01-27-2004, 12:40 PM #798
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Yes you are.
    Yup.

    In fact I think I'm disqualified.

    I know I was kicked out of the human race for shoving.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  4. 01-27-2004, 01:05 PM #799
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    Y'all are lucky I'm home sick today....
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    -- The Wizard of Oz
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  5. 01-27-2004, 04:44 PM #800
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    Fortunately, I know a doctor who makes house calls! Here, these "antibiotics" will fix you right up!

    (He seems to have fallen asleep without paying my fee. I'll just take this nice trophy from his bookshelf!)
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  6. 01-27-2004, 11:46 PM #801
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    I think not, Puny human! You have not been paying your protection fee's. We will take the Trophy as payment

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  7. 01-28-2004, 12:21 AM #802
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    Good thing I hired Karg as a goon.

    Still sick, but still kickin'.

    And winnin'!
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  8. 01-28-2004, 10:02 AM #803
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    Police officers appear at Tyger's door.

    "Sir, we've had a report someone's been kicking things around here."

    Tyger, convinced they're fakes, administers a beat down. Too late, he realizes they're real cops, and that while he was distracted, I snuck in and left with the trophy!
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    But what you didn't know is that, in true, Bert -- I mean Bret! -- Maverick fashion, I paid these guys to act like cops to catch people trying to steal my trophy.

    Now, put it back, nice and easy; okay, excellent...get 'im boys!

    While they're "entertaining" Fesarius, I'll polish my trophy.
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  10. 01-28-2004, 11:33 AM #805
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    "polish your trophy..." Is that a secret code for wan- nevermind.


    Anyhoo, while ya'll decide if the cops are real or not I nuke the entire area with a 100 megaton bomb.


    She with the biggest nuke wins.
    Lobs in a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
    Then Knights who go Ne charge through and grab the trophy.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  12. 01-28-2004, 11:56 AM #807
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    The slightest piffle. Barely a warm breeze.



    SMITE!


    See the nifty expanding 1-D Shock-Ring?
    The kid gloves are off:

    SMITE
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth


    DEFLECT!



    Didn't we already do this skit?
    Hmmmm - yeah good point.

    M'dear. Shall we dance?
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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