Be a winner!

[Liz Not Beth]

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[JonA]

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes, but I lead and make eye-contact. I get annoyed when people talk to my cleavage.

Huh?

Sorry you said something?

[Liz Not Beth]

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[JonA]

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(high-amp ELECTROZAAAAAAP)


Lets try that again.

OK OK OK.

My what lovely eyes you have.

"When Irish eyes are smiling..."

[Balok]

Originally posted by JonA
"When Irish eyes are smiling..."

They're not watching the prize!

Which leaves me free to escape with it, again! Oh, and I was wearing my Sea Tyger fingerprint gloves, so the upcoming SMITE should take HIM out, and n0t ME!

Mwahahahahahahaha!

[Liz Not Beth]

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[JonA]

Originally posted by Fesarius
They're not watching the prize!

Which leaves me free to escape with it, again! Oh, and I was wearing my Sea Tyger fingerprint gloves, so the upcoming SMITE should take HIM out, and n0t ME!

Mwahahahahahahaha!

Ker-chunk.

My shotgun is less subtle than fingerprinting...

KER-BLAM

[Liz Not Beth]

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[JonA]

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Two for the price of one!

(guns engine and slams into JonA who flies into Fesarius!)

(grabs trophy and rides off)

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*As I lie on the floor I level the shotgun at the rear tyre of Liz's bike*

KER-BLAM

*As the bike skids along the ground I aim for the fuel tank*

KER-BLAM

*As debris lands all around the trophy lands at my side*

MINE!

[Liz Not Beth]

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[JonA]

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Wich is intrestng considering I own an electric bike... Hmmm... That means that my Evil British Twin from the Mirror Universe is afoot and has made off with the decoy.

Meh. Almost quitting time anyway. So not really my problem is it....

Fine - fires tazer at the fuel cell!

FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT-CRACKLE-BANG

[Liz Not Beth]

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[JonA]

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
No no no, it's solar powered.

Don't EVEN attempt to induce a nova, little man!

Sigh..... For the love of God!

FINE!

Stomps up to the bike and puts a hammer through the panels.

Stomps off.







With the trophy.

[Liz Not Beth]

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[JonA]

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
No no no, not that kind of solar. It's based off of photosynthisis.

GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Puts down trophy angrily and stalks back to the bike and sprays the energy collector with pure weedol.

Stomps back and see's Liz running off with the trophy.

Bugger!