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Picks up shotgun which still has three rounds left...
"I've had enough of this...."
KER-BLAM
Right.
Gimme that.
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
The Office Gremlins
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*whistles a happy tune*
Oh my! What's this? A trophy! I think I'll make it mine!
*wanders off, whistling a happy tune while carrying a trophy*
"The businessman's job is giving the business."
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Ahem....Originally posted by Argyle
*whistles a happy tune*
Oh my! What's this? A trophy! I think I'll make it mine!
*wanders off, whistling a happy tune while carrying a trophy*
Ker-chunk
KER-BLAM
Dum-de-dum-de-dum!
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Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
The Office Gremlins
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"Whistles a happy tune" is trademarked. By me.
The fine for misuse is one trophy.
How lucky you are, I see you have one with you!
<Whistles a happy tune, walking ... er ... running off with the trophy>
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Stop that noise NOWOriginally posted by Fesarius
"Whistles a happy tune" is trademarked. By me.
The fine for misuse is one trophy.
How lucky you are, I see you have one with you!
<Whistles a happy tune, walking ... er ... running off with the trophy>
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Oh Look, Trophy! I claim this for the Glory of the Empire!
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SOCKO !!
Ha! Clean socks confuse Klingons every time. It's no wonder their starships are so smelly!
I claim this trophy for rose-scented feet everywhere!
"The businessman's job is giving the business."
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You have warped my fragile little mind!Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
I'm back, and I have the trophy. How I got it back, never mind. Fragile minds wouldn't be able to handle the story.
In true Cartman style I sneakily get the trophy.....
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You have warped my fragile little arm.....Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
...and I violently break your arm in 27 places. Don't touch.
Remember I still have two shots left in my shotgun.
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
The Office Gremlins
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That's the advantage of me being 6'3"...for most women, I have to get past their eyes to look at the cleavage anyway.Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes, but I lead and make eye-contact. I get annoyed when people talk to my cleavage.
I'm bypassing the rest of the silliness to claim the trophy.
I win!
Davy Jones
"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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#I am immortal - I have inside me blood of Kings...#Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes, and remember I'm immortal. Don't forget the T otherwise I'll break your privates in 27 places.
We've done this before too.
Cuts Liz's head off with sword and has a fit as some cheapo 80's lighting effects envelop me.
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
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