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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Oh, and Tyger, we're 5'2" so that makes it easier to punch you in the nuts. Like this: SMITE!


    Thank God I was ready for that.

    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Must happen often then.
    There's just no good way to answer that without getting in trouble with the Mrs. So, I'll just leave it at that...
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    There's just no good way to answer that without getting in trouble with the Mrs. So, I'll just leave it at that...
    You either tell us or we make something up far worse....

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Do your worst!

    Davy Jones

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    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Send it to us via Private Message. She'll never think to look there. How smart could she be after all? She did marry you.
    OUCH!!!!

    That wasn't even directed at me and I winced!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Talking Liz Talks Smack! CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE LIZ IS COOKING!?!?!

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Send it to us via Private Message. She'll never think to look there. How smart could she be after all? She did marry you.
    "...and wise, but for loving me...."

    Much Ado About Nothing
    Act II Scene 3




    It's not him I'm worried about. It's her. I don't want to make her mad 'cause then I'd have to pound her into the ground.
    Battle of the TrekRPGNet wives?
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Re: Liz Talks Smack! CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE LIZ IS COOKING!?!?!

    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    It's not him I'm worried about. It's her. I don't want to make her mad 'cause then I'd have to pound her into the ground.
    #Sisters are doing it for themselves...#

    I'm very tuneful today.

    I wonder whats wrong with me.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Indeed.

    Now. (tosses trophy into air) PLAY BAAAAL!
    Levels shotgun at Sea Tyger:

    KER-BLAM

    Levels shotgun at Liz not Beth:

    KER-BLAM

    Damn out of shells.

    Oh well - this trophy must be mine.

    Why is it ticking?
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    You wasted a bullet on an immortal? That's dumb.


    Hey, wait a second... where is that exploding decoy I brough. Oh, I got them mixed up. Sorry Jona. Next time don't put it down your pants.

    Eeeeeeeeek
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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