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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Meh. Its not like you were using it or anything.

    'sides it'll grow back.
    That is cruel!

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Excuse me ... I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven ... and I believe you have my stapler, er, trophy.

    Thank you.

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    Originally posted by Fesarius
    Excuse me ... I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven ... and I believe you have my stapler, er, trophy.

    Thank you.
    At least he didn't ask for his "bugle."
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    At least he didn't ask for his "bugle."
    Yup.

    Now - give me that bloody trophy you thieving goits!

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Originally posted by JonA
    Yup.

    Now - give me that bloody trophy you thieving goits!

    Goit? Is that related to a git?
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    Goit? Is that related to a git?
    You are correct sir...

    Now stop fighting and give me the bloody trophy.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Originally posted by JonA
    You are correct sir...

    Now stop fighting and give me the bloody trophy.
    Well, if you can pretend Britain is defended, then you can pretend you have the trophy.

    Gimme that!
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    Well, if you can pretend Britain is defended, then you can pretend you have the trophy.

    Gimme that!
    You know full well Britain is defended. Just not very well because we keep sending out troops overseas to help you guys out.

    To you.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Well, not defended enough becaue now I have the trophy and I knocked over Big Ben just for laughs.
    How dare you knock over one of our historical landmarks.

    Steals trophy back and smelts the Statue of Liberty on my way past New York - for no reason other than it's French.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    I'll refrain from commenting, so as not to offend any Franks and Gauls in the audience...
    Davy Jones

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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    I'll refrain from commenting, so as not to offend any Franks and Gauls in the audience...
    Yeah - like the readership of this thread is greater than 12 anyway.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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    You can't knock over Big Ben. [1]

    Jon, thanks for your contribution to the New York skyline.

    But I'm still taking the trophy.


    [1] Five trivia points to the first person who knows why! Brits can't enter!

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