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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    'bout bloody time someone moved that. Now I can put up a likeness of me to distract airliners on final approach.

    BTW if you ask nice I'll stand Big Ben back up for ya.
    Put it back.

    And the trophy.

    And straighten that bloody tower in Pisa whilst your at too (shoddy Italian builders).
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Originally posted by JonA
    Put it back.

    And the trophy.

    And straighten that bloody tower in Pisa whilst your at too (shoddy Italian builders).
    I don't think the builders were at fault...the building is still standing after all....blame the surveyors!

    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    I don't think the builders were at fault...the building is still standing after all....blame the surveyors!

    Yeah.

    "Ok lads. I got this really great idea. Lets build a bell tower and make it as tall as possible. And to save on money we'll build it on a plateau of clay."

    "Genius."
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Originally posted by JonA
    Yeah.

    "Ok lads. I got this really great idea. Lets build a bell tower and make it as tall as possible. And to save on money we'll build it on a plateau of clay."

    "Genius."

    That sounds about right.

    *makes mental note to see the Statue of LizNotBeth on his next visit to NY harbor*
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    'bout bloody time someone moved that. Now I can put up a likeness of me to distract airliners on final approach.
    With or without toga?
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Opens and closes on a motion sensor.
    Still in copper green or life-like colours.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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    Originally posted by JonA
    With or without toga?
    Does it actually matter?
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    Does it actually matter?
    Good point.

    Well made.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Originally posted by JonA
    Good point.

    Well made.
    And there's an end.

    I win.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    No you don't.

    She's right. You don't.

    I do.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    But you forgot one thing.....I'm Davy Jones...savvy?
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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