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  1. 01-30-2004, 03:06 PM #901
    Liz Not Beth
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  2. 01-31-2004, 08:52 AM #902
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    WHERE!?!?!?!

    Ok - I'm gonna open a book on how long this thread will continue for!

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  3. 01-31-2004, 11:18 AM #903
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    Weekend win!
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    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz
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  4. 01-31-2004, 12:35 PM #904
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    Weekend win!
    To slow Sea T.

    I win.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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  5. 01-31-2004, 09:59 PM #905
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    "I don't think so, Tim."

    I'm going for the first win of February!
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  6. 01-31-2004, 10:18 PM #906
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    Talking

    sorry, no.

    *Take the trophy and sticks it in a safe, and drops it in the marianas trench*.

    I win
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  7. 01-31-2004, 10:36 PM #907
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    "Pressure ... pushing down on me"

    But I got the safe. CHISEL! Off comes the dial. PRY! Pop the door, get the trophy.

    Put the trophy in a box, seal the box with parafin, put that in a 55 gallon drum, fill the drum with cement, launch that into space, destination ... Moon!

    So I win!
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  8. 01-31-2004, 11:13 PM #908
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    Too bad the drum struck a satellite on its way out of orbit and landed in my back yard.

    Not much left of the drum and the concrete shattered on impact, but the box is mostly intact.



    I win.



    The bad news is that Sarge's GPS is a little off kilter...
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  9. 02-01-2004, 09:01 AM #909
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    "Hello, Sarge? This is ... a friend. You might be interested in knowing that your recent GPS problems are the result of a Navy vet. Yeah, I know, they're jealous or something. Seriously, you'll find the broken bits of the improved shell he used to knock your satellite out of position in his backyard!"

    <Waits till Sarge 'n Sea Tyger get a good furball going, sneaks into Tyger's house, gets trophy, sneaks back out...>

    First winner in February! Ah, victory is sweet ... as long as neither of those two figure out where I am!
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  10. 02-01-2004, 10:28 AM #910
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    Let's see, first I'll need an AC-130 loaded for bear, then an MC-130 with JATO bottles - no, scratch that, I'll take one with the helium balloon aerial retrieval system and the cargo compartment packed full of Air Force pararescue veterans. We'll take the package to Qatar; nobody will want to come all the way here to get it back.

    Hey, where's Dave Biggins going? Back off, man. Step away from the trophy and nobody has to get hurt.
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  11. 02-01-2004, 10:44 AM #911
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    Originally posted by Sarge
    Step away from the trophy and nobody has to get hurt.
    Since us Brits have no sense of fear - how else do you explain the SAS, SBS and MAW units.

    I run in - grab the trophy and run out.

    Whilst my mates from Hereford cover me with their unique double tap style (not two bullets but two magazines per target).
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  12. 02-01-2004, 12:52 PM #912
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  13. 02-01-2004, 12:58 PM #913
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    One word: Wormhole.

    I win!
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  14. 02-01-2004, 01:00 PM #914
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Piffle.

    I order a tatical nuclear strike, delivered by cloaked Romulan bicycle delivered to JonA, SeaTyger and Fesarius.

    Oooohhh.... mushroom clouds.... pretty....

    As for Sarge... I flood his mailbox with LizPorn. That'll keep him distracted while I sneek up and steal the left wing off his airplane. Note I left the engine, just for laughs.

    While this goes on, my LizHadar agents hide the Real Trophy in the Gamma Quad.
    Thats it end of thread.

    The Borg have assimilated the trophy. Now none of us can get it.

    Nice one Liz!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  15. 02-01-2004, 01:01 PM #915
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    You obviously missed my last post. I saved it.

    But you can't have it!
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