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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    (grabs JonA and make him swollow 10 pills)

    Oh whats this on the floor? A label... Says "Maximum Dose Industrial Strength VIAGRA." Hmmmm...

    This is going to be amusing.

    ?

    *Grabs Liz*

    You fed them to me. Now you pay the price.

    Fade to black....
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    (72 hours later)

    Thanks. Leave a $50 on the night stand and call it even.
    Cool - do I get change?

    (Sorry - couldn't resist).
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    You can owe me.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Owe you? I think not. I feel like I got cheated or somthing. 72 hours. Hrrrmph. You're lucky I'm letting you go as it is.
    Trust me - it's quality not quantity.

    I can't believe the level of innuendo this thread has devolved to.

    Right.

    I win.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    I wonder if anyone has sat down and read all 900+ posts in one sitting?
    Now that would be sad.

    Okay

    Odds on how long this thread will last.

    10-1 Another week
    15-1 Another month
    50-1 Another quarter
    100-1 Another year
    500-1 Forever - it'll never die baby.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    The silly is safely contained here. Close it and it'll contaminate the rest of the board.
    It'd be nice if a Mod could actually support that point of view.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Talking

    and while all the innuendo is going on....

    *grabs the trophy and runs away, listening to ELO's Let It Run on CD*
    A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent for a system of five or seven dimensions -- if only we lived in one.

    Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "Now We Are Alone"

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    "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight" is running through my head at the moment...even while "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On" is playing in the background.

    Oh, and I win.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    Oh, and I win.
    What do you and the Panthers have in common?

    Both losers!

    Because I WIN!

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