Don't count your chickens, ans so forth. Oh, I have something in common with the Panthers. I win.
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Don't count your chickens, ans so forth. Oh, I have something in common with the Panthers. I win.
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Somone must not pay attention to the info on the left.Originally posted by Fesarius
What do you and the Panthers have in common?
Both losers!
Because I WIN!I have nothing in common with the Panthers.
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"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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You just go on believing that, m'dear, and have another cup of coffee...Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Piff. I win. I ALWAYS win.
(That poor child is going to be hooked on caffeine by the time he's done nursing...
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"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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No wonder you're so cranky these days.Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
I don't drink coffee for that very same reason.
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
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Welcome to parenthood.Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
No, that's lack of sleep caused by Little Freddie Third Shift. NIGHT TIME IS FOR SLEEPING! NOT STAYING AWAKE!
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
The Office Gremlins
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Lizporn flooding my mailbox? That's not going to work. You don't know the power of the filters on these government computers; nobody here can even see regular porn, much less high-grade stuff like Lizporn.
So I'll just grab this shiny trophy-shaped thing, and if anyone wants it, it will be 18,000 feet above Iraq.
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Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. Psalm 144:1
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I was going to make a comment about shooting you down. But somehow I think that would be very undiplomatic so...Originally posted by Sarge
So I'll just grab this shiny trophy-shaped thing, and if anyone wants it, it will be 18,000 feet above Iraq.
I conjur up a Vorpal Hurricane of Chaos infront of your airplane and suck you to the Chaos Lands. Where my mindless minions of the Darkness (no - not the band) wrestle with you for control of the Trophy. Finally slaying you with their mighty Chaos swords....
They then teleport to me.
Oh - is this mine.
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
The Office Gremlins
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Initiate of the Logrus here. Poor planning on your part, sending Sarge to the Chaos Lands, where my power is *even greater*.
But thanks for the trophy.
Here. Have Sarge back. The plane may require some reassembly. Chaos Hounds do get hungry...
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Dons asbestos suit, grabs flamethrower and enters the office of so-called doom.Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
What I want to know is how he managed to get that plane flying without the left wing. It's sitting right here in my office, I'm using it as a desk.
Anyhoo... (walks up to and punches Fesarius in the privates then grabs trophy and IBG-Teleports back to Office Of Doom.)
Step inside.
Doom being just another word to describe untidy.
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
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It was all going so well until the scotland bit....Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Welcome to HR. Bend over. That's it. (inserts high-voltage probe) Now whats this I hear about you being not a team player? Not going to answer? (zaaap) Now, we've had many complaints about you. (zaaaaap) Including the fact you read LizPorn at work. (zaaaaaaaaaaap) Now, since your soooo dumb (zaaaaaaaap) we're promoting you to VP of Marketing so you can't hurt anyone else. (zaaaaap!)
(pushes button on desk, trap door sucks JonA down to sewer and spits him out in Scottland)
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
The Office Gremlins
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