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Cool.Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Right, you're our favorite case-study.
I'm good for something then.
*Passes Liz the trophy gently*
I want that back tomorrow. I'm off now.
Night.
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
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*snatch*
*ZOOM*
"It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook
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I'll take that. The token, that is. Not the knee-capping shotgun of doom.
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Hmm, the reward will by spending a week with the most brutal woman ever to walk this planet, who has a baby at home that cryes at least one hour a day, and who's husband can make his own covering sheets for scenes à la Leathel Weapon 2? Uhmm, no thanks.
Maybe later. But, since the trophy will no longer be needed, could I have it, please. I'm sure it will look good on my mantelshelf, next to the token.
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With a chainsaw.Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
She's not brutal, she's just highly opinonated.
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I know who'll sleep on the couch tonight.
“Worried? I’m scared to death. But I’ll be damned if I’m going to let them change the way I live my life.” - Joseph Sisko - Paradise Lost
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It's nothing! Just a flesh wound!
Iyashi no Jutsu!
*Regenerates*
*SNATCH!*
*TRANSWARP ZOOM!*
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You know, the odd thing is that the Navy's JP-5 jet fuel doesn't burn in bulk like that, even at high temperatures (I've seen a jar of JP-5 swallow a lit match.Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
Really, she's quite charming.
....
Charming as an overheated nuclear reactor full of jet-fuel.
*Snatches token before First of No Legs hits the transwarp conduit.*
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"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
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Actually, Klingons call this ForeplayOriginally posted by Ergi
Hmm, the reward will by spending a week with the most brutal woman ever to walk this planet, who has a baby at home that cryes at least one hour a day, and who's husband can make his own covering sheets for scenes à la Leathel Weapon 2? Uhmm, no thanks.
Dispensing said information whilst intersepting Tygers snath for the token and walking away with it
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Can I have a car wash token instead? My motor is looking decidedly grimey.
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
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