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  1. 02-04-2004, 12:10 PM #1021
    JonA
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    I got a new toy.

    It's an automatic shotgun

    KER-BLAM.
    KER-BLAM.
    KER-BLAM.
    KER-BLAM.
    KER-BLAM.
    KER-BLAM.
    KER-BLAM.
    KER-BLAM.
    KER-BLAM.
    KER-BLAM.
    KER-BLAM.
    KER-BLAM.

    Eat that slackers.

    And if that fails I have a minigun in the trunk alongside my jet fuelled flamethrower.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  2. 02-04-2004, 12:12 PM #1022
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  3. 02-04-2004, 12:31 PM #1023
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    Originally posted by JonA
    I got a new toy.

    It's an automatic shotgun

    KER-BLAM ....

    Eat that slackers.

    And if that fails I have a minigun in the trunk alongside my jet fuelled flamethrower.
    Automatic or not, you have just emptied your magazine, and while you buckle on your flame thrower a single, silenced .300 round, coming from a bush 800 meters up-hill, hits the jet fuel tank.

    BOOM!.

    I just hope you didn't have the token, since nothing could have survived that.
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  4. 02-04-2004, 12:31 PM #1024
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    The power of your new toy is piffle compared to the power of the IBG.

    (Sinks England) (Deletes France) (Reformats Holland)


    Now, I require a sandwich. Be back tomorrow.

    We're sinking already it would appear.

    BBC News

    And don't knock the dutch. Any country that has such liberal attitudes towards everything is worthy of praise.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  5. 02-04-2004, 01:43 PM #1025
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    I bet you're all wondering how I'm typing this with no arms and crippled legs....
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  6. 02-04-2004, 02:13 PM #1026
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    I bet you're all wondering how I'm typing this with no arms and crippled legs....
    Not really. My best friend is paralysed from the neck down and he can type faster than me. He uses a stick from his mouth with a rubber thimble on the end.

    But I get your humour sir.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  7. 02-04-2004, 02:55 PM #1027
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    *Reappears in Semi-liquid Neutronium form*

    (as opposed to what Liz keeps Styro in, which is "Neuteronium")

    *Wades through the gun/laser/blaster/phaser/disruptor/ion cannon/nanitefire, laughing*

    Pitiful.

    *grabs token, sealing it in white dwarf-star matter*

    *absorbs it*

    I am one with the token.

    One moment, please...

    *Retrieves Hellfire flamethrower he loaned to Ghost Rider*

    Huh-huh...huh-huh... huhuhuh... "FIRE."

    FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
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  8. 02-04-2004, 03:11 PM #1028
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    *Wanders in*

    This is just so childish.

    No it really is.

    I don't know how you can all sit there and post on such a pointless thread.

    Grow up will you.

    *Grabs token and scarpers*

    PTHBBBBBBT

    Oh - before I forget:



    Last edited by JonA; 02-04-2004 at 03:28 PM.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

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  9. 02-04-2004, 03:48 PM #1029
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    It might have been more impressive if that picture was animated.
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  10. 02-04-2004, 03:50 PM #1030
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    It is

    Well it is on my computer.

    Oh well - try this:

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

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  11. 02-04-2004, 04:48 PM #1031
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    My precious!!! I lung forward and bite off JonA's Hand assuming he still has one at this point and swollow it as I run away laughing hysterically.

    mine! mine! mine!
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  12. 02-04-2004, 07:04 PM #1032
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    Originally posted by Eric R.
    My precious!!! I lung forward and bite off JonA's Hand assuming he still has one at this point and swollow it as I run away laughing hysterically.
    Okay, Eric has apparently polymorphed into a seagull and has his lung bite off JonA's hand.

    Everyone still with me here?

    I win.
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  13. 02-04-2004, 07:52 PM #1033
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    I absorbed the token, sillies. It's deep within my indestructible body. You'll never get it now. You're just chasing my Phantom Token (TM).

    I win.
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  14. 02-04-2004, 10:02 PM #1034
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    Originally posted by First of Two
    I absorbed the token, sillies. It's deep within my indestructible body.
    Okay.

    *steals First of Steel*

    I win.
    Davy Jones

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  15. 02-05-2004, 12:34 AM #1035
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    Okay.

    *steals First of Steel*

    I win.
    Nothing is indestructable when proper doses of Anti-matter are applied.

    Thus-ly, I win
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