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  1. #1246
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Rest assured there will be ass-whippings come Monday.

    REORG TIME! (if you live in New York and have a HR background contact me via PM...)
    I'm neither...but if you ever need a PR professional....

    Oh, and I win.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    I take it that last statement was meant for JonA.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

  4. #1249
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    No you won't because if you do I'll get mad...

    And that's worse than dealing with a nuclear bomb strapped to your shorts.
    After the chilli I had last night - that's not a threat.

    Ewwwww! Sometimes I gross out even myself.

    Apologies.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    I had a dream, but it turned to dust
    What I thought was love, that must've been lust
    I was living in style, when the walls fell in
    When I played my hand, I looked like a joker
    Turn around, fate must have woke here
    'Cause lady luck, she was waiting outside the door

    I'm winning
    I'm winning
    I'm winning
    And I don't intend on losing again....
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

  6. #1251
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    Too late.

    Loooooseeeer!


    Lur-oooh-seee-er-her!!!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  7. #1252
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    Nice limericks do not a winner make, Tyger!

    See? If they did, I would not be posting this - and winning.
    No matter where you go, there you are.
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    I win.
    tmutant

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  9. #1254
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
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    'Cause lady luck, she was waiting outside the door

    I'm winning
    I'm winning
    I'm winning
    And I don't intend on losing again....
    HEY! I Santana-ized this thread (for your protection) dozens of posts ago!

    Just for that, I'm takin' the trophy! Just try and get it back!

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    She's a black magic woman. I win.
    tmutant

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    Given up winning for yourself have we Brian?
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
    I'm married. Doesn't matter if I win or not because under the law she wins too.
    Ah the old unwritten law. Whats mine is hers and whats hers is hers.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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