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  1. 02-21-2004, 09:03 PM #1411
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    CHERUB sweeps up from inside the trophy, wings a-flapping, grabs trophy, makes sure no-one is looking, then phases through the bulkhead with a chuckle…..



    "WINNIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG……………"

    (Cherub then phases through enough bulkheads to fall inside an antimatter vat)

    "Oh, shi....", he says, as he disappears in a flash. The trophy safely phase out outside the vat.

    RED KLAXONS throughout the ship. Emergency forcefields contain the antimatter until some technicians and engineers fix the damage.

    "We'd better take care with glitches like that, Chief", says the Captain, "I don't want my trophy turned to dust, or my ship blown apart"

    "Here, Sir, I'll just leave the trophy inside this containment field until we arrive to Starbase 171"

    "Yep, you do that..."

    Captain Novaes steps out of the antimatter room, noticing the funny little cherub-like burn mark on the vat.

    :roll credits:

    And still winning!
    No matter where you go, there you are.
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  2. 02-21-2004, 10:24 PM #1412
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    "Captain! Contact with an object. Metallic ... similar to cube, much greater energy reading..."

    "You have ... ten minutes ... to hand over that trophy!"

    "NineEightSevenSixFiveFourThreeTwoOne!!"

    GIMME!

    Zooooooooooom!
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  3. 02-21-2004, 10:59 PM #1413
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    Fesarious, look, a monkey!

    Grab, run. I win.
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  4. 02-22-2004, 07:02 AM #1414
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    You will all lower you shields and prepare to be assimilated, resistance is futile, hand over the prise; ‘We’ win
    We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.

    First and Last, there is Duty.

    Romulan Proverbs
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  5. 02-22-2004, 09:18 AM #1415
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    "Captain!!!! Energy readings are off the scale!!"

    "Yawn. The Borg, again. Easy, Ensign. No big trouble."

    "Sir...?"

    "C´mon, haven't you watched Voyager? They're all a bunch of sissies! Number One, toss the kitchen sink at them"

    "Tossing kitchen sink, Sir, Aye! A hit. The cube is disintegrating. We have done it, Sir"

    "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grab the trophy and let's be done with it"

    :roll credits:

    Guess what? Captain Novaes wins again!
    No matter where you go, there you are.
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  6. 02-22-2004, 12:52 PM #1416
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    Oras ora, estes borg são doutra cepa; ninguém vence os terríveis Borg sambistas, rende-te antes que seja tarde!

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    So? This is another breed of Borg; none wins against the terrible sambaing Borg, surrender yourself before it is too late!
    We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.

    First and Last, there is Duty.

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  7. 02-22-2004, 12:57 PM #1417
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  8. 02-22-2004, 01:26 PM #1418
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    Spanish? Your Universal Translator is broken Liz.

    Oh, and the sambaing Borg win again!
    We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.

    First and Last, there is Duty.

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  9. 02-22-2004, 01:28 PM #1419
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  10. 02-22-2004, 01:34 PM #1420
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    Irish? Oh, you mean English with a funny accent.
    We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.

    First and Last, there is Duty.

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  11. 02-22-2004, 01:58 PM #1421
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  12. 02-22-2004, 02:58 PM #1422
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    well if you put it that way...




    you win, oh most powerful queen Liz-of-Borg, and magistra invicta





    this time
    We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.

    First and Last, there is Duty.

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  13. 02-22-2004, 04:32 PM #1423
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    Oh, no! It's the Bjorn Borg! And they've caught us in a tennis net! There's only one chance ... deploy the McEnray!

    "It was &#)(( out! Are you *#*(@# blind! Answer the #*#& question!"


    (Speeds off with the trophy!)
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  14. 02-23-2004, 12:28 AM #1424
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    Originally posted by Fesarius
    Oh, no! It's the Bjorn Borg! And they've caught us in a tennis net! There's only one chance ... deploy the McEnray!

    "It was &#)(( out! Are you *#*(@# blind! Answer the #*#& question!"


    (Speeds off with the trophy!)
    I'd steal the trophy, but I'm just doubled over in laughter!

    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz
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  15. 02-23-2004, 06:13 AM #1425
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    Ok ok. Calm down calm down.

    Jon has returned to retrieve what is rightfully his.

    Now pass me the trophy/token/doobrie/whatever.

    I win!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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