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  2. #1772
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    Strange, I thought I said Anubis was a friend of mine. Death is only a temporary thing in my case.

    Besides, considering all the things I've gone through in recent days, cartoon physics seem to rule here, not real physics!

    Now to escape from the Irish Breast Goddess...

    I'll just take the trophy and take off with my rocket boots!

    ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
    "We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."

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  4. #1774
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    *cringes at the act*

    *cringes even more at the spelling*



    I win.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

  5. #1775
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    Damn... I knew I should have worn my radar wrist watch this morning.
    And I've sadly used all the WMD's I got from the trophy. Except this one:
    Wait, no that one's broken. What's that motor sounding thing?
    AAAAAA!
    Get away from me with that.... THING!
    (Flees in terror!)
    "We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."

  6. #1776
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    Wow, I don't think I've seen anyone run so fast...well, except maybe for JonA the last time you chased him.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    (Kicking up clouds of dust behind him as he flees.)

    Whew, that was close. I'll do many things for my country, but nothing involving that damn probe!

    "We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."

  8. #1778
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    (sticks out arm; clotheslines Sef as he goes by, grabs prize, puts Sef back on his feet, watches him race off)

    Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen!

    And I have foreseen me, winning!

  9. #1779
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    Procognition is a handy feat, but it does not work when you see duplicates. Like the duplicae trophy you grabbed made of C4.
    BOOM!!!!!!!
    Looks like a smear in the road back there.

    Ah, well. The smell of victory!
    "We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."

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    Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

    (One hand reaches out of puddle. Puts bicycle pump nozzle in mouth. Reinflates puddle).

    Okay. Now I'm mad! When I catch you, you're gonna C-Stars!

    Gimme that!

    (grab!)

    Here. You can have this rocket belt.

    (Puts belt on Sef. Turns it on. Watches Sef climb into the sky.)

    What? The off switch? Dang, I'll bet he'll be sorry when he realizes I forgot to give it to him. Oh, well, I'll just leave it *right here*, where he'll hit when the fuel tank runs dry!

    (Walks off, whistling a happy tune!)

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    (Disconnects belt and begins freefall. After a moment, he opens his parachute and drifts lightly to the ground.)

    Wow, that was close.
    Oops, I was wondering why the landing was so soft. Sorry Sea Tyger! I'll just pull the trophy from the place where it's wedged into your spine, then get him to a hospital.

    I'll just leave the trophy here. I don't think I want it right now.
    "We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."

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    Hi, I'm back. And winning. Thanks for holding the trophy for me!

    In other news, it was soaking rain that other day, so no Carnaval pictures for you. Sorry. However, I can arrange some newspaper clippings if that will serve.
    No matter where you go, there you are.
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    Whoa!

    Wait just a second... YOU are passing the Trophy to TYGER??

    Man, that bites! You leave the board for a week and everything turns upside down? Liz, are you feelling alright today, or are you trying to pull one at me?
    No matter where you go, there you are.
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