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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    We've been SAYING THAT FOR YEARS! But NO ONE LISTENS TO THE IRISH!
    Oh we've been ignoring the Irish because they like blowing up things like (oh let me think):

    Warrington railway station in an attempt to create disruption when in actual fact all they did was kill two people. One was a 11 yr old girl and the other a 6 yr old boy.

    Like I'll ever listen to anyone that thinks the force of violence is a justifiable means to an end.

    A bit like why I consider Bush to a fruitbat.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Oh, I denounce the deplorable acts that a few of my fellow countrypersons enacted. Belive me. The whole reason we came here is becuse of the beliefs of a few moronic family members. Indeed my father would still be alive today if he hadn't gotten in with that deplorable group.
    Well at least we agree on that score.

    But since a majority of the Irish you refer to are Northern I'll let you off.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    I am Northern Irish.

    Not all of them are bad. Just seems that way because of the actions of a few.
    Ooops. Me bad.

    I thought you were from the Republic.

    Anyway - what the provo scum conveniently forget is that if there was a referendum on who should administer Northern Ireland then there would be a sizeable majority in favour of British rule.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    It's really all the same.

    Teasing aside we should all put aside our labels and just be happy that we're not speaking German or Russian really.

    The Scotts too.
    And with that olive branch extended I firmly grip it and agree.

    I'm off now people.

    Throws the trophy and the Liznude (TM) token high into the air and departs in a shower of expensive pyroflashs and glitter.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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    Originally posted by JonA
    I think the office of el prezidente of los americas should be an international election.

    No-one should have that much power in the world without the say so of everyone who can be and will be affected by that person.
    Britain still has a great deal of influence in the world. Perhaps you'd care to let the Indians and the Pakistanis elect your leadership?

    I didn't think so.

    We don't *make* Blair do everything Bush tells him to; Blair does that on his own. And you guys picked *him*.

    Oh, and...

    I'M WINNING!

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    Don't you have some humans to resource? Or some plastics to ... whatever it is you do with plastics up there?

    Meanwhile, gimme that!

    WIN!

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    Originally posted by Fesarius
    ... whatever it is you do with plastics up there?
    Well, that at least explains why she married a plastics manufacturer.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Whatever, where’s the trophy?

    Hand it over nicely, and you will not feel much pain, promise. (Cross fingers)
    We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.

    First and Last, there is Duty.

    Romulan Proverbs

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    *fuses Janus' crossed fingers together*

    Hurt much?

    I win!
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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