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Tanker-Smurf? What a great idea...
(Promptly runs over Liz with an M-1 Abrams battle tank)
SQUISH!!!
I've flattened the trophy, but that just means it easier to hold!!!
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Undead Tanker Smurf?
Kewl Beans!
My tank squadron of diminutive zombie smurfs will survive your deathsmiting wrath and take the trophy where it belongs!!!
TO ME!
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Now, if he's undead, does he really have any more material needs?Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Now, go kill your former master and bring me his ATM card and code.
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What a waste - I didn't want to use the auto destruct on my minions' tanks, but I guess I have to...
KA-BLAMMMMOOO!
I'll just use the smoke and debris as a distraction and steal the trophy from the Irish Breast Goddess.
I'd cop a feel, but I have no need for such material things. Heh.
And me and my tank and my trophy ride off into the sunset.
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It depends entirely on the efficiency of the infernal combustion engine.Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes, he still has to buy gas and pay the rent.
Unless his car is powered by captured souls. Hmmm.. Wonder what kind of mileage you'd get with somthing like that?
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As the tank falls towards the base of the cliff, the Undead Tanker Smurf looks up woefully, then hold up a sign:
Why me?
Crash!!!
Oh, well - being undead has it's advantages. I still have the flattened trophy.
Infernal Combustion Engine? I better get a patent on that. LOL
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"It is I, Pat Pending, official representative of the U.S. Government. Here is a patent for one (1) Infernal Combustion Engine, good in the Untied States of American.
Filing fee, one trophy. Thank you."
(sound of wheels squealing off)
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Originally posted by Fesarius
"It is I, Pat Pending, official representative of the U.S. Government. Here is a patent for one (1) Infernal Combustion Engine, good in the Untied States of American.
Filing fee, one trophy. Thank you."
(sound of wheels squealing off)
Cough Cough Cough, Sputter.......
Should of Filled her up!
I'll take that
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