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  1. #1996
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    I'm a bit condused now... who lost?
    "No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg


  2. #1997
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    Well, you would be if I weren't winning.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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  4. #1999
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    You did.
    And so do you.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  5. #2000
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    No ghost of JonA will scare me! Ha Ha Ha! Ha.

    *shrugs*

    I win.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

  6. #2001
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    No ghost of JonA will scare me! Ha Ha Ha! Ha.

    *shrugs*

    I win.
    Ghost?

    Last time I checked I was still coporeal and had a pulse.

    But I did miss a couple of staff meetings....
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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  8. #2003
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    PONG!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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  10. #2005
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    Hoovers up all the balls and fires them back!

    INCOMING!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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  12. #2007
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    Buzz Lightyear vs. Zurg anyone?
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

  13. #2008
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    SMITE!

    Taken care of.

    I notice the people in your office area didn't even notice. Dang Brits. Totally unflappable.
    We're to busy ruling the universe to let such petty things get to us.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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  15. #2010
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Oh, I get it now. Bush is the Queen's puppet. She's using him to distract the rest of the world while she puts the Master Plan into motion!

    Now it all makes sense! And the fume alarm is going off. I'd better open a window.
    You on the dope again!!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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