Same here. But hold the squirrel.All I need is a squirrel, 20 lbs. of gouda cheese, a Chinese embassy worker, a pair of nylons, 100 ft. of dental floss and a stalk of celery, and my plan shall be complete!
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Same here. But hold the squirrel.All I need is a squirrel, 20 lbs. of gouda cheese, a Chinese embassy worker, a pair of nylons, 100 ft. of dental floss and a stalk of celery, and my plan shall be complete!
"No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg
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You may want to rethink that Snake...you never know when you might need that squirrel...
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"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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On Sea Tyger's advice I will take the squirrel after all. But I still need some convincing about the thai whore.
"No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg
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Ummm.... Thai whore...we don't provide those, sir...however, if you're looking to play some billiards, we can accomodate you...
Davy Jones
"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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Oh well I'll try playing billiards then.
"No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg
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Excellent! What colored balls do you want to use?
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"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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Huh those sitting on the left shelf?
(has no idea what's he's talking about)
"No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg
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I take it you haven't watched Unforgiven, then.
Davy Jones
"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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Gee I saw it when it first came out in '93 (was it '93?).
Ok back on topic now. Who wants to win?
"No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg
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And you don't remember the line about "billiards" in Skinny's saloon?
Oh, and there's no such thing as "off topic" on this thread.
Davy Jones
"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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Afraid notAnd you don't remember the line about "billiards" in Skinny's saloon?; but now that you mention it I'll buy it for my video store and I'll get to see it again.
ah great I can share my hemoroids problem with my fellow boardsmen then.Oh, and there's no such thing as "off topic" on this thread.
"No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg
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If you really want to....not that I'm encouraging that sort of thing, you know.
*shudder*
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"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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Hey I have an idea- we should each post a line at a time, to explain how I got my hemoroids. I'll start :
It all started on a cold December morning ;
Last edited by Snake_Plissken; 03-08-2004 at 10:28 PM.
"No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg
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I woke up with a funny feeling in my underpants....Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
Hey I have an idea- we should each post a line at a time, to explain how I got my hemoroids. I'll start :
It all started on a cold December morning ;
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I'm not playing this game!!!
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
The Office Gremlins
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So we all agree that speaking of Snakes' hemoroids is OFF-TOPIC for everafter, right?
Gross, dude. Some folks open this thread early in the morning, you know!
No matter where you go, there you are.
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