Be a winner!

**Snake_Plissken** · 03-09-2004, 04:38 PM

There was once this girl sitting on the bus;

She had a tendency to swear and cuss;

Said with a frown that shut traffic right down;

But that didn't prevent me from noticing the wind raising up her gown;

**StyroFoam Man** · 03-09-2004, 04:50 PM

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**tmutant** · 03-09-2004, 05:23 PM

Challenge: Make this one clean.

There once was a man from Nantucket

**Captain Novaes** · 03-09-2004, 05:32 PM

There once was a man from Nantucket

He was strolling one day and kicked a bucket

**Sea Tyger** · 03-09-2004, 05:43 PM

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who suddenly kicked the bucket (gotta remember your tempo

)

He flew up to Heaven, counted to seven

next?

**Karg** · 03-09-2004, 11:30 PM

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who suddenly kicked the bucket

He flew up to Heaven, counted to seven

and said, " I'm so nervous, I hope i don't muck it!"

I know, bad
No Kill I, No Kill I

and i'm Winning

**Snake_Plissken** · 03-10-2004, 07:55 AM

There once was a man from Nantucket;

Who suddenly kicked the buckel;

He flew up to Heaven, counted to seven;

and said, " I'm so nervous, I hope i don't muck it!";

and fall like Anakin Skywlaker in a lava pit; (hehe ep 3 spoiler)

**JonA** · 03-10-2004, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
and fall like Anakin Skywlaker in a lava pit; (hehe ep 3 spoiler)

Awwwwwwwww! You runied it.

Bad Snake!

**Tannekar Sef** · 03-10-2004, 08:46 AM

HERE'S a challenge:

There once was a Snake named Plissken,

NEXT!!!

**Snake_Plissken** · 03-10-2004, 09:04 AM

There once was a Snake named Plissken;

who everyone upon meeting him thought he was taller;

**JonA** · 03-10-2004, 09:52 AM

There once was a snake called plisskin.
Who everyone's sanity he was riskin.
Whilst roaming the boards,
He took on the hoards,
'Til the members gave him a good pastin'.

**Liz Not Beth** · 03-10-2004, 09:55 AM

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**JonA** · 03-10-2004, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
There Once Was A Goddess Named Liz...

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Sighhh....

There once was a GODDESS named Liz,
Who got in a terrible tiz,
She killed off HR,
Then Styro's guitar,
Then began a life in da porn biz!

**Liz Not Beth** · 03-10-2004, 10:15 AM

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**JonA** · 03-10-2004, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Couldn't think up anything nasty eh?

Oh yeah I could but I'm in far too much of a good mood!

I LOVE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

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