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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Untill they tell you that the job is on South Sandwich Island and there is no internet access.
    Actually it's on the first floor of my building so you're not too far from the truth!

    For those other than Liz who's wondering what the smeg is going on - I found out yesterday I've got a new job in a new department which means no more crappy unsociable hours and no more weekends and more money in six months time.

    ME HAPPY!

    SO LIZ STOP TRYING TO KILL MY MOOD!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Just keep your head. Right now you've got New Job Syndrome. Keep in mind how happy you are now when six months from now you're hip deep in BS.

    (/HR Mode) (SetHR=Off)


    Anyhooo... So... um... I Win!
    I said....

    STOP TRYING TO KILL MY MOOD!!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Hehehehe!

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Lookie, lookie - it's an honest to goodness Irish Breast Goddess!!!

    (Liz is mobbed by followers of herself who wish her blessing, and other denominations who wish to convert her)

    I'll just take this trophy. She looks busy with her job over there...

    "We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."

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    Not me! I wouldn't want them to find my plastic wrapped, smite destroyed body in some horrible place.

    No. Not gonna try it.

    Just gonna win the traditional way! By posting last!

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    No, she probably just has some mundane cleavage trap down there....like the maw of some infernal beast which should not be named.....or a mini Sarlaac.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by Fesarius
    Just gonna win the traditional way! By posting last!
    In that case...

    YOU LOSE!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    I could make a joke here like "No that's between my legs" or somthing but I shall refrain.
    So, that's what's wrong with Styro.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    it's an honest to goodness Irish Breast Goddess!!!
    haaaaaaa now I get it... you're Irish. Well that explains the temper.

    My granpa was Irish (mom's side)... my father's Italian so now you understand why I love to pick fights.

    Well I have to say :

    Semper Fudge. I shall live by that new motto.

    (2 extra win pts to the first poster who guesses where that reference comes from)
    "No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg


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