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Thread: Be a winner!

  1. #2116
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Duh! Forgot all about them!

    Ah well. I'm busy dropping F-bombs on plastics.com. Got banned for a week for f-bombing another member in a public thread.

    Hey, that arse asked for it.
    F-bomb?
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Welcome to the Liz school of how to get banned.

    Lucky the mods don't bother with this thread anymore.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Hey, considering what happened he's lucky to have gotten off so lightly. That person angered alot of people including the owner of the site he's lucky he only got a 2-week ban.
    I was referring more to this site hun.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Pfffft. I'd just hijack Mr. Foam's account.
    I think if they banned you they'd ban him too by association.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Doubtful. He's always played nice.
    So?

    He'd still get banned because he's your hubby and they know that.

    WOAH!!!

    Thread getting serious.

    Back off.

    Nothing to see here.

    Night folks.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  11. #2126
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    Poke. Poke.

    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Semper Fudge :

    The Simpsons ep where Rodney Dangerfield guest starred in. His character was Mr Burns's illegitimate son and Mr Burns tried to get him into Yale (or was it Princeton); anyways some over priced Ivy League school. So some rep from the school went to Mr Burns' office to evaluate Larry (Mr Burns' son) and when he reported to Mr Burns he said something like :

    "well no only did he faired very badly with the tests but he made fun of my weight and said I should change my motto to 'Semper Fudge'"

    Still cracks me up.

    I have it fresh in mind because last night I treated my GF with a regal meal : Kraft Dinner, a 2L of Pepsi and a pack of ice cream fudges. Now that's living, Canadian -style. When I picked up the fudges at the supermarket I looked silly because I kept remembering that bit from the Simpsons and I was giggling by myself.

    For the record the only French bits in my family history come from my granny on my mother's side (she has a French name); I guess that family can be traced back to the 18th otr 19th century. On my Italian side (father) the line can be traced back to French troops (maybe mercenaries) that came to Italy during the Renaissance.

    You have to remember that people in Quebec are as French as a 5th generation McKenna scotsman born in Albany NY is Scotish.
    "No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg


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    Now that we're finished sending in the clowns,

    I win!
    "We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."

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    Oh, wait, there are a few more clowns that need to come in....

    While they're doing that, I win!
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    (A little catnip. A little C-4. Wad 'em all together, and...)

    "Hey, Tyger! Here's a toy for ya!"

    <font color="orange" size="+2">CRUMP-BOOOOOOM!</font>

    Yeah, I'm a stinker! But I'm a winning stinker!

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