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  1. #2311
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    The sun has set on Sundowner's victory...and rises on mine!!!!
    ...then Sea Tyger suddenly notices that what he THINKS is the sun is actually a photon torpedo heading his way. Just before the torpedo detonates in his face, the trophy shimmers as a transporter beam snatches it from his grasp. Sea Tyger can only stare at the oncoming torpedo and scream "HOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

    In the transporter room Hoss picks up the trophy and smiles: "I WIN".
    The best way to predict the future is to create it.

  2. #2312
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    Ah, the fantasies of youth.

    Now, give me that trophy and go back to your sandbox.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

  3. #2313
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    Ah, the fantasies of youth.

    Now, give me that trophy and go back to your sandbox.
    Hmmmmm? Sounded like Sea Tyger's voice ...NAH...must be the echo from his dying scream before that photorp vaporized him. I'll just put this shiny trophy in the ship's safe...
    The best way to predict the future is to create it.

  4. #2314
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    In that case, I'll just manifest and take the trophy with me.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

  5. #2315
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    as I look behind me, with over a thousand customers ahead of me, I notice this...........................I am last:0)
    live long and prosper

  6. #2316
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    Ah, sweet victory. I look around at all the others tasting the bitter ashes of defeat and laugh. Bwaa-Ha-Ha.
    tmutant

    Founder of the Evil Gamemasters Support Group. No, Really.

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  9. #2319
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    Victory, snatched from the jaws of defeat.
    tmutant

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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    The sun has set on Sundowner's victory...and rises on mine!!!!
    And lo! The sun doth rise again!

    Sundowner
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    "Sure, it will probably explode. But at least I won't be in it, on it, or near it."

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    "Sundown, you better take care,
    if I find you've been creeping 'round my back stairs"

    A little Gordon Lightfoot to accompany my victory.
    tmutant

    Founder of the Evil Gamemasters Support Group. No, Really.

  12. #2322
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    Originally posted by tmutant
    "Sundown, you better take care,
    if I find you've been creeping 'round my back stairs"

    A little Gordon Lightfoot to accompany my victory.
    I never *CREEP*

    Sundowner

    Sundowner

    "Sure, it will probably explode. But at least I won't be in it, on it, or near it."

  13. #2323
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    Sometimes, I think it's a shame
    When I feel like I'm winnin' but I'm losin' again.



    I love ol' Gordo.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

  14. #2324
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    I love ol' Gordo.
    Then here: these cement shoes will help you visit the "Edmund Fitzgerald"...

    As I win!

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    As if a Sea Tyger would be bothered by a little puddle like Lake Superior.

    I win.
    tmutant

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