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  1. #2341
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    Originally posted by BouncyCaitian
    uh nope. We ppl in nebraska usually get ignored..so while the nukes are flying....I win
    Uh, no. STRATCOM ring a bell? So, unless you're near Wyoming, you're pretty much toast.

    So, I win!
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    You should be disqualified for the day for bad grammar.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    I'M PISSED OFF!!!

    Approach with caution - Jon is in a very very VERY foul mood!!

    My car insurance has gone up and I've had no convictions or claims since last year! HOW!!!!????

    I get a letter saying "Great News Mr Allen, You've got four years No Claims Bonus, therefore you Premium has been reduced by a further 20%". What they didn't mention was the basic Premium has risen by 40%!

    @*&%$£/!!!!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Doesn't surprise me one bit, JonA. My sympathies.

    But, there is some good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by not switching to Geico.

    Sorry, just a little Yank advert humor at your expense.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    I hereby declare that anyone without eyebrows is automatically disqualified of the competition, so, I guess I win.



    [starts playing 'singing in the rain']

    I’m winning again,
    Oh, I’m winning again,
    What a glorious feeling, I’m winning again.
    We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.

    First and Last, there is Duty.

    Romulan Proverbs

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    (Hides "bleach scented car freshener" on Styro's forklift...)

    And while he's berating his hapless employees, I'll just cruise to victory!

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    Well, you would cruise, except for that land mine there.

    Could some get CALTRANS to scrape Fesarius off the pavement? It's gonna take some time to tape him back together.

    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    Well, you would cruise, except for that land mine there.
    Nice try, but you can't use land mines! They sink! YOU need to use depth charges!

    Still crusin' after all these years...

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    No, you need to use depth charges on me...I just use an ROV and drop a few buggers in your path.

    I'm stealthy like that.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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