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Thread: Be a winner!

  1. #2611
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    Oooohh!, Promises, Promises

    Sundowner
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    "Sure, it will probably explode. But at least I won't be in it, on it, or near it."

  2. #2612
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    Whatever it is, I don't want to know.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

  3. #2613
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    Whatever it is, I don't want to know.
    Oh yes you do.

    You can't help yourself.

    Go on.

    You know you want to.

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  4. #2614
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    Go stand by the heater, then.
    And have it catch on fire like last time? Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again.
    "No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg


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  6. #2616
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    Same here.
    "No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg


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  8. #2618
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    I want to, but I can't go outside without my pants. I'm stuck here!
    "No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg


  9. #2619
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    Everybody off of the thread! You're distracting me from winning. Oh, wait, no you're not!

  10. #2620
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    Well as long as you are stuck here too could you please help me with my pants search?
    "No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg


  11. #2621
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    Where were your pants the last time you saw them? Have you been with your pants all day? Come on now, how could you lose your pants? (Mom impersonation courtesy of tmutant ) I win.
    tmutant

    Founder of the Evil Gamemasters Support Group. No, Really.

  12. #2622
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    Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
    And have it catch on fire like last time? Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again.
    LOL!!

    Drat! I thought you'd forgotten about that....
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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  14. #2624
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    Good night!

    Snake: Get a dog. Put him in a warm room. When he pants, take those pants and wear 'em!

    While I win, of course!

  15. #2625
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    Wow, that was actually creative and amusing, Fesarius. Here, have a comedy writing award.

    *While he admires his award, I'll just slip in and win!*
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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