Happy, happy, joy joy! For I am victorious again! Oooh, and at the top of a page, too!
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Happy, happy, joy joy! For I am victorious again! Oooh, and at the top of a page, too!
Registered User
Ah, the joys of victory.But alas!
In the end, nothing lasts.You are no longer winning.
I am
We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.
First and Last, there is Duty.
Romulan Proverbs
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Nor are you. I win!
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
Registered User
And I applaud your victory, your past victory that is. One has to be gracious in victory.
We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.
First and Last, there is Duty.
Romulan Proverbs
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Gracious! It looks like I'm winning!
Moderator
Better get your eyes checked, as it looks like someone completely different is winning... namely me!
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
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No, my eyes are fine -- they see me, clearly in the winner's circle!
Moderator
Sorry, didn't they tell you? The winner's circle was moved earlier... to right under me!
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
Registered User
...and kept moving.
Now it is under me!
We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.
First and Last, there is Duty.
Romulan Proverbs
Moderator
No, that is just the event horizon of a point singularity. Sucks to be you, but I win!
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
Registered User
I'm afraid you must be mistaken. Clearly, I am winning. Pity.
tmutant
Founder of the Evil Gamemasters Support Group. No, Really.
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Pity indeed, for you are no longer winning. I am!
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
Registered User
*Sigh*
(Takes out shepherd's crook, hooks winner's circle, drags it back under himself.)
There! Winning!!
Moderator
"911. Please state the nature of the emergency."
"I've been robbed!"
"Calm down, sir. Can you describe your assailant? What did he steal?"
"He was a hunchback, dressed in shepherd's robes, and stole my circle!"
"Thank you, sir. We'll look into it."
:::ninety minutes pass:::
"Good evening, sir. We tracked down the crooked shepherd who took your circle. After beating the perp vigorously, we got it back for you."
"Gee, thanks!"
Remember, kids. Crime does not pay... but winning does!
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
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Crime does pay. Just not enough.
I win.
tmutant
Founder of the Evil Gamemasters Support Group. No, Really.
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