[size=huge]You are in error. Racont-U-REX is winning. Thank you for your cooperation.[/size]
"Thank you, friend Computer!"
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[size=huge]You are in error. Racont-U-REX is winning. Thank you for your cooperation.[/size]
"Thank you, friend Computer!"
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
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The Computer is your friend. Trust no one. Keep your laser handy.
Racont-U-REX, please report to the nearest termination chamber. Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day.
I win.
tmutant
Founder of the Evil Gamemasters Support Group. No, Really.
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[size=huge]You have already confessed to being a mutant, Citizen. Might the "t" stand for... traitor?!? We can only assume that you count yourself among that most perfidious of enemies, the Commie mutant traitor scum. We therefore declare Racont-U-REX's next clone to be the winner. No need to report to the nearest termination center, tmutant. A Vulture Squadron assault team has already been dispatched. Have a nice daycycle![/size]
It's good to be High Programmer.
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
Registered User
<font color="3BDB0C" face="courier">Thank you for your diligence in discovering and terminating traitors, Racont-U-REX. As a valued troubleshooter, your assistance is urgently required in Research and Development, to test a new interface between the computer and high programmers. We will need to remove your skull and most of your cerebral cortex, so please be sure to take your Fun medication at least one hour before reporting.</font>
And while he's doing that, I'll just win!
Moderator
Yeah, but I'll be having more fun (medication, that is), and more fun means I win... at least until such time as I lose higher brain function. And that won't be for at least a few cycles.
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
Registered User
*Watches Markie (Mark IV Assault tank) tac nuke Tmutant and RaconteurX in Mandatory Live Fire Tests*
I Win
A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent for a system of five or seven dimensions -- if only we lived in one.
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "Now We Are Alone"
Registered User
Time to choose.
Moderator
No, time to win! Yay me!
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
Registered User
Language is your playground, huh? Here, read this:
"This is a cursed scroll of illiteracy. As you reed the werts, your will slowwlee b'kum unbl du ree ennyting elz..."
And so, once again, I win!
Moderator
Like illiteracy ever hampered the oral tradition of storytelling. That is what a raconteur does, after all... recount tales. Therefore I win again!
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
Registered User
Racoontur-eks (mumble mumble dang scroll mumble mumble) eye win.
tmutant
Founder of the Evil Gamemasters Support Group. No, Really.
Moderator
Silly tmutant... didn't think to buy decent "protection from magic", did you? The Big Blue Schoolboy has a similar problem, you know, and look where that oft lands him.
I emerge triumphant!
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
Registered User
The Big Red Cheese, on the other hand is very difficult to effect with magic. I win.
tmutant
Founder of the Evil Gamemasters Support Group. No, Really.
Registered User
Here's a little trick Mom taught me when you weren't around... KA-BLAMMM!
Now I'm winning!
Moderator
Poor Fesarius. See what happens when you play with antique firearms, kids? They misfire, explode in your face and then I have to clean up the mess.
Sure, I win... but ewwwwwwww!
“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”
-- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
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