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  1. #2851
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    Then you're wrong.

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  2. #2852
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    Originally posted by tmutant
    I believe that I'm winning.
    Ah, belief! So fragile...

    For you are not winning!

  3. #2853
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    Winning!
    tmutant

    Founder of the Evil Gamemasters Support Group. No, Really.

  4. #2854
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    Instructions:
    1. Point Sentinel(tm) brand robot at mutant.
    2. Push "ON" button.
    3. Sentinel(tm) brand robot will return when mutant is eliminated.

    That should take care of that! Now to win!

  5. #2855
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    Sneaking behind ya!

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  6. #2856
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    No fair taking advantage of the fact that the sun rises earlier over there!

  7. #2857
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    The sun rises and the sun sets. Its all irrelevant because I win at all times. Except when I'm losing... and even then I'm still winning.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  8. #2858
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    Ok picture this:

    one samurai victoriously stepping on the boddy of his vanquished opponent:

    "odomo ita nabu-dono, ta ichi ka mura-so!!!"

    (translation: I win)
    "No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg


  9. #2859
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    Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
    Ok picture this:

    one samurai victoriously stepping on the boddy of his vanquished opponent:

    "odomo ita nabu-dono, ta ichi ka mura-so!!!"

    (translation: I win)
    Haven't you got some pants to find?
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  10. #2860
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    The sun has to be setting over there, soon. Day is ending, night has arrived, and you must sleep ... sleep ... sleep ...

    While I, of course, win!

  11. #2861
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    (Picking pieces of Sentinel(tm)brand robot from teeth) "Good Robot. Lots of iron! I win.
    tmutant

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  12. #2862
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    Yep. Lots of iron. Lots.

    (Wheels up MRI machine, turns it on. tmutant is drawn into scanning chamber and pinned there...)

    Have a nice trip!

    (Kicks machine off cliff)

    And leave the winning to me!

  13. #2863
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    Thank you all for holding my prize until i arrive to claim it.

    WINNER

    Is back and is bad

    Sundowner
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    "Sure, it will probably explode. But at least I won't be in it, on it, or near it."

  14. #2864
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    Climb, climb, climb, win. Good thing the MRI machine came unplugged. It would have been tiresome carrying that up the cliff. It's so bulky.
    tmutant

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  15. #2865
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    Heh Heh Heh !!!

    If you thought the MRI was heavy, try this.

    ~Dumps a neutronium plate on tmutant, knocking him of winners pedastal~

    Climbs back up

    WINNER

    Sundowner
    Sundowner

    "Sure, it will probably explode. But at least I won't be in it, on it, or near it."

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