Star Wars Lines That Can Be Improved By The Word "Pants"

[TheAntisocial]

Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved If You Substitue The Word "Pants" For Key Words

*We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
*The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
*I find your lack of pants disturbing.
*These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
*Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
*You are unwise to lower your pants.
*She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
*You look strong enough to pull the pants off a gundark.
*Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants!
*A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
*Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
*Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness?
*Luke, search your pants. You know it to be true.
*Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for...your sister!
*Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
*That blast came from those pants! That thing's operational!

[spyone]

Many of them can be found here:
http://forum.trek-rpg.net/showthread...threadid=3918&

[TheAntisocial]

well SORRY for not being around back then

[JonA]

Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
You came in those pants. You're braver than I thought.

And on.

And anti-social - I don't think Spyone was being nasty. I think he was just pointing you in the direction of some more on an old thread.

[Robbert Raets]

Still funny, a year later. Thanks, mr. Social & mr. One!