The LotR Novelizations (Humour)
Apparently, this Tolkein chap (new author I think) did novelizations for all 3 movies.
I have heard a few criticisms of the novelizations. I wonder if anyone else feels the same.
1. There isn't enough self-doubt in Aragorn. It makes him way too 2-dimensional. Also it badly downplayed his romance with Arwen too much, weakening one of his primary motivations.
2. They reforged Narsil way too early, completely taking away its impact.
3. They took away all of Legolas's best kills, and made Gimli a complete stick in the mud.
4. Way too many extraneous scenes that didn't advance the story. Tom Bombadil???
5. The scouring of the Shire? Why? The story was OVER! Know when to end it, man!
Anyone else see any problems with these poor attempts at a film tie-in?
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