Non-Canon Starfleet Rules & Regulations

[Ezri's Toy]

As we all know, Starfleet Rules & Regulations add flavor background to a game or even serve as a focal point of an adventure.

So, as a companion to the "Canon Starfleet Rules & Regulations" thread, there's this one dedicated to useful non-canon rules and regs that could be used in-game.

So, if you've found any game-useful Starfleet Rules & Regs from novels, comic books, fan sources, or even ones you've made up yourself, share 'em here along with the source of the rule or reg if you know it.

Cheers.

[Liz Not Beth]

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[JonA]

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
General Order 666: Always leave a fresh pot of coffee brewing in case the IBG shows up. Failure to comply with this order will result in destruction of vessel, loss of life, and higher insurance rates.


General Order 667: Do not attempt to summon plecostomoi, arch-fiends, devils, wraiths, wookies, multi-tentacled sex monsters, super-natural creatures, large fish or super-heros using the main deflector array. Failure to comply with this order will result in removal from command and/or imprisonment. Order can be recinded in case of Borg invasion only by express written consent of the President Of The Federation.

I don't think you can get as non-canonical as this.

[Ezri's Toy]

Originally posted by JonA
I don't think you can get as non-canonical as this.

Nope. . . nor as non-sensical.

OK, everybody! Out of the pool! Back to topic. . . .

[Mitchell]

Directive 32: No Starfleet officer is allowed to carry Tribbles on his ship, unless said Tribbles are rendered incapable of Reproduction by a reputable doctor. Or, said officer is fully knowledgable about Tribble care, and has a permit.

Directive 33: Any person selling Non-sterile Tribbles without a license, or who causes a Tribble outbreak, is to be sentenced to 20 years, or to clean up said mess.


Tribble Care:
Tribbles are not to be fed more than one meal a day, nor or they to be allowed anywhere close to grain. If Tribbles ever reach more than 10 in number, they should be sold to a reputable merchant. Remember, if proper cautions are taken, they are no Tribble at all...

[JonA]

Originally posted by Mitchell
Tribble Care:
Tribbles are not to be fed more than one meal a day, nor or they to be allowed anywhere close to grain. If Tribbles ever reach more than 10 in number, they should be sold to a reputable merchant. Remember, if proper cautions are taken, they are no Tribble at all...

Never expose them to light.
Never expose them to water.
Never feed them after midnight.

Oh sorry - that was another cute little furball wasn't it.