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  1. 02-23-2004, 10:17 AM #1
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    Redskins cheerleaders! Woohoo!

    Man, that was a great show. A dozen nubile young professional cheerleaders. Skimpy costumes. Sexy dance routines. Different skimpy costumes. Even sexier dance routines. Some Aussie near me said, "This is toast." What does that mean? Flaming batons! Keeping three of them in the air at once! That chick has talent. Fever; Major Kira has serious competition for sexiest performance of that number. Some lucky b*****ds get called up on stage for a pushup contest, and a cheerleader lies on top of them while they push. I should've gotten there earlier and moved up in front of the stage. These girls have guts; they've been performing in Iraq and flying into the hottest zones. Too bad they can't stay and put on another show. Maybe I ought to go take a cold shower.
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    Ah - can't beat a good old Troop Morale Boosting show.

    You get scantily clad women.

    The brits get... Jim Davidson.

    Hmmm.
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    Well, things seem to be looking up for you, Sarge! From airsick Iraqis to Nubile young cheerleaders!!

    Ok, this brings me to a point that was tossed around the dinner couch sunday (we don't eat at a table anymore, especially during NASCAR): What do our Middle Eastern friends care if we bring 'sexy' Western products into their country?

    What I mean is that during the 1st Gulf War, and back when everybody was sending packages to you guys (and gals) stationed in the ME, we were told not to send things like Playboy, or even the SI Swimsuit issue, because it would offend the Muslim beliefs of our allies. So, some guy in Bagdad cares if some guy has a picture of Tyra Banks in a bikini back in his footlocker? So, what do they think of a group of young women in outfits that if they were put together wouldn't make a veil?
    Can anyone explain this?
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    Ah it's good to be a guy

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    Cool

    Originally posted by JonA

    Ah - can't beat a good old Troop Morale Boosting show.

    You get scantily clad women.

    The brits get... Jim Davidson.

    Hmmm.
    Heh. It's a political ploy to convince the British military to pull out of Iraq.

    Had your government been very supportive of the Armed Forces, they should have ordered the London Monarchs cheerleaders.
    Anyhoo, just some random thoughts...

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    Originally posted by Tricky

    Ok, this brings me to a point that was tossed around the dinner couch sunday (we don't eat at a table anymore, especially during NASCAR): What do our Middle Eastern friends care if we bring 'sexy' Western products into their country?

    What I mean is that during the 1st Gulf War, and back when everybody was sending packages to you guys (and gals) stationed in the ME, we were told not to send things like Playboy, or even the SI Swimsuit issue, because it would offend the Muslim beliefs of our allies. So, some guy in Bagdad cares if some guy has a picture of Tyra Banks in a bikini back in his footlocker? So, what do they think of a group of young women in outfits that if they were put together wouldn't make a veil?
    Can anyone explain this?
    You really do not want to go there. You have to understand their mindset, some of which is ingrained in their cultural religion. Although you could get a sample of it a couple of weeks ago, when Boobygate was the news story of the week. (Shows that the US is still rooted in its puritannical nature.)
    Anyhoo, just some random thoughts...

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    Originally posted by REG
    Had your government been very supportive of the Armed Forces, they should have ordered the London Monarchs cheerleaders.
    Oh like us Brits have cheerleaders.

    No sex please - we're British.
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    The stork delivers us.

    Honest.
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    And where do those come from? I mean that damn bird has to deliver them from somewhere....
    God knows. Look - don't pick holes in my humour! It's my only good feature.

    See! You're laughing already.
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    No. That would be cause for suicide.
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