Okay, Okay... I need to pick your brains again...

Sorry about that.

::notices Sir Sig::

Hey hey! Put down that Kangaroo prod! I promise it will be a fun one... Honest...

:: points off to one side::

Say isn't that Yahoo Serious, Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin chasing Kylie Minogue? Go prod them.... Please :)

Okay all kidding aside.

I need a name for a Bordello.

On the Deep Space Station 45 there is a Brothel. It needs a name.

DanG and I came up with the Peppermint Lounge, but that sounded like a showroom or a strip club (which lead to the casino showroom being called The Latinum Lounge).

So I am out of ideas and need your help... please?

Semi-Serious ideas will be considered, but please feel free to crack jokes as well :)

::shouts to Sig::

Save some of jacko Jackson for me!

::dashes off::

Orion nights (well, Orions women are renowned for that, so it can only help for advertising)
Body meld (from Quark's favourite holo, er, novel, Vulcan love slave ;))
Delta Quadrant (Deltans do come from Delta, don't they ? :p)
Deep Love Station 45 (replace Love with any word you see fit :eek: :D)

How about Madame Or's Holographic Massage?

haha, see I laughed ;)

Subspace Nova (Nova for short)
Subspace Shockwave
The Blackhole

oh many more... just add a stellar feature/event and you get some pretty good names.

prod... :)

The Warp Core...

The Badlands...

Deep Space 69?

:D

Seriously, try naming it after the proprietor/tress...

Samantha's

Jaqueline's

Tony's (ok, maybe not that one!)

Or look in your local independent/alternative newspaper (or the yellow pages under "massage" or "escort") and use the names of some real establishments...

And maybe find somewhere to go on those long, lonely nights...

:D ;)

Hugh

How about the Tender Trap

Or (Wait for it)

The Docking Port

::ducks::

Karg
:D

The Orion SINdicate?
The Risian Triangle? (use your imagination on that one) ;)

La Grange

From an actual cathouse in Texas that ZZ Top got the name of their song from. Also, if your starbase happens to be at the Lagrange point between a planet and its moon, all the better!

-Dan.T

The Dewdrop Inn

Rendezvous and Docking

Sensored

Par'mach Place

Condition Pink

The All Hands On Deck

4-Play (If it's on deck 4)

The Plush Princess

The Green Room (If it's got Orion girls)

Section 69

The Erogenous Zone

The OOH-marion Nebula

Miranda's Place

Excelsior!

okay, that's enough.

Thanks so very much guys! So far there are some really funny names there :)

Risian Triangle... heh-hee! :D

Okay I should point out that the serious ones should be a bit classy as well. This is a high quality joint after all ;)

Nookie Nebula
Fully Functional

sorry...

House of the Binary Star system (going for the House of the Rising Sun angle)

Hotel Caldonia!

The Vole Pen (ala the Chicken ranch from best little w..house in Texas)

Crap on a cracker... nothing is jumping out at me :(

How about I name it after its' madame?

I don't think "Crap on a Cracker" is going to attract the clientele you're looking for, unless of course your clientele are giant alien flies. :D

How about the Azure Nebula?

Well, if Human operated, the House (or Palace) of Earthly Delights.
If not, perhaps Unearthly Delights. ;)

Once, on a dare, I answered a friend's phone saying "Thank you for calling Madame Woo's Bar, Grill, and House of Earthly Delights. This is Sam the bartender, how may I help you?"
The voice on the other end blasphemed, then asked for Jason. :)

off topic: On occasion my Dad will answer "Joe's Mule Barn".

I'm partial to "Morey's Morgue, you kill em, we chill em!" (I think I picked that up from a guy at Scout camp whose last name was Morey).

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Once, on a dare, I answered a friend's phone saying "Thank you for calling Madame Woo's Bar, Grill, and House of Earthly Delights. This is Sam the bartender, how may I help you?"
The voice on the other end blasphemed, then asked for Jason. :)

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I don't think "Crap on a Cracker" is going to attract the clientele you're looking for, unless of course your clientele are giant alien flies. :D

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ROTFLMAO

Who knows, some people might be drawn to it like moths to a flame.

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ROTFLMAO

Who knows, some people might be drawn to it like moths to a flame.

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And let's not analyse the motivations of those particular persons too deeply :D

I mean, each to their own and all, but eeeeeuuuuuuu .... !!!! ;)

How about a Zero-Gravity cathouse called "The Gee Spot"?

"Bordello 5, the last, best hope for..." (the last part of that particular Okudagram is always broken, of course).

For a holodeck escort service: "Holodates".

For a holodeck cathouse where customers get to fool around with famous historical figures: "Madame Tussaud's" (from the famous wax museum, as well as the madam's name).

-Dan

If you use any thing form ST:TAS, How about the Cait House?
Roman theme: Aphrodite’s
Holodeck: The People You Never Knew
Humor: MacDonald’s - You get IT your way (I know that’s the BK saying, but hey the 20 th Century was a long time ago)
Nice & Simple: Heaven, Paradise, Elysium, etc...

Another idea you might want to try is any number of p**n sites from all over the web, or any number of locations from Nevada (start with a search for 'Mustang Ranch')

It also might help to know where DS45 is located.

Close Encounters

The Skin Dock

First Contact

Zeno Philia's Passion Parlor

The Bulkhead

The Escape Pad

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It also might help to know where DS45 is located.

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Is going to be located near the south west side of the Federation, just south of the Cardassians, right inbetween the Talarians and the Tzenkethi.

I really need help with this as I have no ideas what to call it and funny names aside, I am looking for something classy.

As your station is called Paradise Station, why not call it Paradise found.

Yeah I thought of that, but I think it is too...I dunno.. Neon sign Las Vegas...

I am thinking of going with Le Jardin...

That means "The Garden" in french.

That way the girls & guys can be called "flowers" or some such or Something like that.

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As your station is called Paradise Station, why not call it Paradise found.

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I know Aslan isn't looking for tacky, but when I read this my knee-jerk reaction was "Innocence Lost".

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A while back, I found out that someone had posted my mobile number to an advert in a shop window in London... Whether on purpose or by accident... I promptly found myself the subject for some very strange calls, expecially considering the services offered in the Advert...

So eventually I began answering the phone in strange ways. Some of the more memorable;

"DCI Gurden." (As in Detective Chief Inspector)...
"Reverend Gurden, gods work is my business."

and the most memorable was when my friend picked up the phone and pulled an Al Pacino impression, colourful metaphors and all down the phone...

Oddly, the calls stopped after a while... :D

Don't have a name for you -- but the advert line "Vulcan Love Slaves -- All Nude, All the Time!" started bouncing through my head as I read the posts...

How about "The Crimson Club". Relatively low-key, but the meaning is clear to anyone shopping.

Once heard someone I knew answer the phone with:

"Hello, War Office - want a fight?"

Back on topic - how about "Kirk's Nirvana"?