<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sarge:
GM: Comm officer, the Romulan scout ship is hailing you. "Federation Starship, you are in violation of Treaty. Evacuate the Neutral Zone immediately!"
PC: "Captain, the Romulans just told us to evacuate the Neutral Zone."
GM: "Remind them they crossed the border first, and threaten them, but diplomatically."
PC: "Romulan Vessel, our presence here is only in response to your own presence. I suggest you withdraw before any unfortunate incidents happen."
GM: "We are here on what you call a humanitarian mission, human, and we will not withdraw until we have completed it. Tell that to your Captain! No, let me talk to him myself!"
PC: "Captain, the Romulans want to talk to you personally. They say they're on a humanitarian mission."
GM: "Let them know I'm too important to talk to a lowly subcommander with a scout ship, and threaten them without the diplomacy."
PC: "Sorry,
subcommander, but the captain thinks he's going to win three credits with his poker hand, so he can't take the time to personally order you to go home before we spank you like a baby sehlat that defecated on the rug."
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